iRobonix

iRobonix s a set of applicable systems, these systems can help anyone that applies iRobonix Technology without worrying about the social or economic consequences, in fact these presumed consequences we have placed on ourselves. We are not trapped in this reality, but we remain here by our desirer to “live”. So knowing this then, why do so many of us never reach our full potential? The reason is that we have forgotten that life is a videogame, and like all videogames life has problems. Try to remember the last videogame you were in to, wasn’t it the problem that kept you there? But once the game was mastered you lost all interest, why? Well because the game no longer posed a challenge, it was not a problem. And once this happens you either bought another videogame or you went out and played with your friends. Life is the same way, you play the game everyday until you loose al your life, you master the game and reach the end or you see the game as unbeatable and destroy your self. Then you reincarnate in to this reality, are bourn in to a new reality or you join your friends. Ether way you decide what happens next.

The iRobonix guide to surviving Good Friday.

1) Stock up on all meat products two days before Good Friday.

2) If this isn’t possible, locate your nearest McDonald’s, Burger King, 7-11, or KFC. (this might be easier said than done in Mexico’s rural areas).

3) If any practicing catholics have access to your refrigerator (friend’s, family, maid etc..) hide the meat products where they can’t be found that easily.

4) When eating meat products on Good Friday try to disguise it if there are any Catholics around (cut off the edges of the ham to where the bread is overlapping, roll the ham up in tortillas) and any other way you can figure. The trick is to make it seam that your not enjoying the meal very much.

5) Don’t eat in the bathroom! What ever you do and no matter how much you miss meat products on this day, remember it’s just one day but the shame of having someone catch you eating in the bathroom can last a life time.

Remember in iRobonix there is no sin there is only shame and pride if you have to bite someone’s head of in order to eat meat on Good Friday, well that’s something you can be proud of.

iRobonix states that Good Friday is a Catholic Holiday and as such should be respected like the Holiday’s of all religions.