The ROBONIX guide to surviving Good Friday.

1) Stock up on all meat products two days before Good Friday.

2) If this isn’t possible, locate your nearest McDonald’s, Burger King, 7-11, or KFC. (this might be easier said than done in Mexico’s rural areas).

3) If any practicing catholics have access to your refrigerator (friend’s, family, maid etc..) hide the meat products where they can’t be found that easily.

4) When eating meat products on Good Friday try to disguise it if there are any Catholics around (cut off the edges of the ham to where the bread is overlapping, roll the ham up in tortillas) and any other way you can figure. The trick is to make it seam that your not enjoying the meal very much.

5) Don’t eat in the bathroom! What ever you do and no matter how much you miss meat products on this day, remember it’s just one day but the shame of having someone catch you eating in the bathroom can last a life time.

Remember in ROBONIX there is no sin there is only ideas and if you have to bite someone’s head of in order to eat meat on Good Friday, well! that’s an idea…